Movie Marathon

During the last two weeks I found myself spending a lot of time on the couch as I waited for my ass to heal. In that time I found myself watching many many crappy movies. I was actually amazed at how many movies I watched. Some were good but most were crap. Here is what I can remember.

CRAP:
I Robot - The tag line was "One man saw it coming". The only thing I wish I could see coming was how bad this movie was going to be. I am so sick of computer-generated movies. The effects were such shit. I expected Jar Jar Binks to jump out mid way through,
Torque - Ice Cube, Jamie Presley. Despite this movie's all-star cast this may have been the stupidest movie I have seen in a long time. This one was so bad that my digital cable wouldn't tell me what it was. All I have to say is there is a scene where Ice Cube rides a motorcycle on the roof of a train.
All About the Benjamins Here I got desperate. I watched this one on TBS in the middle of the night. I wish I had more to say about the movie but it was late.
Lady Killers - Proof that even Tom Hanks will do a few for the money. I can't believe I got this on payper view.
White Chicks - This one had a few great scenes but overall it was deuce.
Club Dread - This was another one that the digital cable didn't want to admit was on. Picture Bill Paxton playing a guy called Coconut Pete. He owns a resort where everyone is getting killed. One redeeming quality of the movie is Brittany Daniel. She is a piece of ass.
Taking Lives - Yes you get to see Angelina Jolie's breasts but at the same time you have to try and believe that Ethan Hawk is a serial killer who likes to smash people's faces in and take their identities. Other than his wife's new boyfriend who is going to believe Ethan Hawk is capable of any violence.
Godsend - Basic premise of this movie is Rebecca Romaine Stamos's kid dies so Robert Deniro clones him. I think I will blame this movie on Rebecca Romaine still being Stamosed.

NOT CRAP:
The Aviator - I wasn't sure what to expect, I was just happy to be out of my house. It turns out this was a really good movie. The subject matter was really approached well and I didn't even notice the movie was 3 hours long.
Collateral - At first I thought this movie would be shit considering Tom Cruise has some weird looking hair in it but it turned out to be a great movie. I highly recommend it.
The Last Samurai - Another Tom Cruise movie. I don't know why I waited so long to see this. Great story and awesome fight scenes.
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle - Some would have thought that this movie could have ended up in the CRAP pile but let me just say any movie that centers around going to White Castle can't be bad. Lets see you have tits, sliders, and a scene where Neil Patrick Harris trips on E and fucks a car seat. Can you say OSCAR.

There is one final movie I need to review. Eurotrip. It is on HBO right now. Not sure how it is going to go but I can tell you this much, the digital cable wont tell me what it is.