As A.J. Benza put it... "Fame aint it a bitch"

Last night was a crowning achievement in broadcast television. VH1 had the premier of the new Surreal Life. For those of you who have not seen the show, it is basically a reality show where washed up celebrities live in a house together.

On this season, you have China (formally of the WWE) show up to the house in a bikini that refuses to cover her left man boob. I could do nothing but laugh as China takes the only single room in the house that just happens to have nothing but miniature furniture. Once she figures out the room belongs to Verne Troyer she tells the cast that it is time for a small person to be a big person and let her have the room. Fucking awesome.

If that wasn't enough Mini Me gets wasted and drives his electric wheel chair nude into the living room and pisses on the floor.

One other oddity about the show is that Christopher Knight a.k.a. Peter Brady is on the show and he is jacked. I don't remember the Brady kids having a bench press set up next to the vista cruiser in the garage.

Check the show out. You wont be disappointed.